Dot-Kareshi We're 8-bit lovers! Vol. 1

Long story short, you kind of entered into a RPG and now you will have to deal with the characters inside the game, this one is based on a RPG but supposedly they have this "jealousy" level or something like that so they get to have a personality trait, such like the do-S and do-M... Here we have the first CD! This CD feats the hero [Namikawa Daisuke], the mage [Takashi Kondo], the priest [Matsukaze Masaya] and the thief [Morikubo Shotaro].

The first track is about you and the hero, you are wandering on a castle-thing, I guess, and then he starts rambling about how every room is exactly the same as the last one, and then he starts yelling to the producer. Then he starts breaking things, then he got some money and then he says he won't give it to you and that you should stop thinking of yourself as the player. Then he starts being pretty excited about the next day when you would defeat Mao, and he starts laughing about how he would start crying from the very beggining. You get quiet nervous about the fight and he says that you shouldn't say that, since he has high levels, then he says that the way he became was totally your fault. Then he sends you to buy him a new armor, but you surely don't find a differencesince they look the same way for you, then he starts blabbering stuff like crazy, and tells you to leave. Then you go and come back with the armor, then he says that he should try his new sword on you, you get kind of scared and he says it's just a joke and forces you to laugh. He noticed you bought a some items for HP but the ones he dislikes so he get's angry. Afterwards (agggh! this is becoming too large, considering this is only the first track XDDD) he starts teasing you and you run out, but he finds you and traps you, and then he asks you were would you go if you run again, he scares you a little bit more with the fact that someone could trap you and then make bad things with you. Then he starts kissing you, and teases you a bit. We get to hear some more kisses (=////=U)... Then he says you have something to tell him, as "sorry" and he kisses you again, he then says that it's just the beginning

Thes second track is about you and the mage, seems like you two are on a battle. Then he asks you why don't you help, and you ask him to summon something but he doesn't want to, so you have a discussion about it. Then he let's you fight alone if you wanted to live. Seems like he found a special item: a spell book! and then he notices that you are fatigued and then he starts teasing you. Then he starts casting a spell on you to make you feel pleasure (this is the kind of spells they put on the talk CDs XDD) then he decides to continue casting it on you, and you try to escape, but he casts another spell on you and you can't run away. Then he continues reading the spells book and casting the pleasure spell on you, many times. Then he kisses you and says that he has always wanted to see you like that, and more kisses (those that only Takashi-san can do \(//∇//)\) and more kisses!!

The track 3 is about you and the priest, who is a perverted jerk you are on a fight and ask him to help you, but he doesn't want to, since you are doing this in order to get a new skill book to make him remember a skill, you fight the monsters nad get the book, while the priest jerk slept, he says that it took you your time, and you answer that it was his fault for not hepling you. So he gets the new skill that will help him cure a person. Your HP is low so you ask him to cure you, but he just is too much of a jerk so he doesn't want to do it, and tells you to use items, but you don't have anymore. then he says that there is a save point near the place and that you should rest there, but you can't move anymore, so he leaves you and then you go there after a lot of time, he orders you to save, and so you do. Then he gets near and you tell him to  cure you, so he says that it can't be helped so he will cure you, but you wil lhave to pay him somehow. Then he says that as he has a big heart he will do it, first he asks you for a kiss, but you are quiet embarassed, the he says you should take off your clothes too, if you don't do it quick you will die so you start taking off your clothes but it's not on a sexy way so he demands you to do it sexier and you do, he says you are too slow and then you do it faster, he orders you to do it while you look at him, then he holds you and then he makes you unnable to talk. You can't move anymore, so he decides to finally cure you before you die on a good moment and then you try to run away, he kisses you and asks you if you don't feel happy that your voice didn't sound in that moment, and then you start trying to put your clothes back on, but he doesn't let you and starts kissing you again.

Finally we get to the last track that is about you and the thief, he seems to be stealing a jewell of some kind, and after he gets it he says it's pretty and then asks you if you like it, since you do he give you the ewel as a present. You ask him why the gesture and he says that he is the kind of person that once that have gotten a thing they wanted they lose the interest on it. He then says that he is more interested in something else, it is you, and now he will steal you, he starts be stealing your...panties... And then he says that the thing he wants the most is your heart and the he kisses you, and this is ridiculously small comparing it to the other track's reviews...

Thoughts

 I am quiet dissapointed of this CD, I had the idea it would be better, maybe it's because I watched the videos and so I thought all the CD was going to be similar, but no. I give this a 3/5, the characters and the voice acting are pretty cool, but nothing that surprises me, I mean, really, it has potential, but this was just so...I don't know. I couldn't help it but to think about Narukami Yuu and Hanamura Yosuke (of Persona 4) while I heard the hero and the thief's tracks XDD

You know, I'm not quiet much of a sporty person and my mom forced me to practice swimming and now I am so sleepy that when I read again what I wrote here I will surely get angry with myself XDD, I am fatigued.